Sunday, August 8, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
MAN IN ARMOR
Felicity: I'm glad he enjoyed the outfit I made him in Home-Ec.
THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!
Felicity: I'm walkin on sunshine...yeah!
TRIPLET TITLETS
Felicity: She definately earned those mardi gras beads.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
HIDE AND GO SEEK
Fiona: Talk about crawling out from under a rock.
Felicity: Hmm...I thought gophers looked totally different.
Friday, January 8, 2010
I WORK WELL WITH MY HANDS
Fiona: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout....
Felicity: That is sign language for "Date Me".
Wonder Woman
Fiona: Are you seriously lifting your dress up in the middle a park to show off those ugly ass underwear?
Felicity: Don't pinch me! I did wear green for St. Patricks Day!
NUTS!
Fiona: Self Vacetomy. No need to mention you do not want kids.
Felicity: I hope he has securely tied those nuts, er I mean knots.
BUBBLE BATH
Fiona: 50 cent, is that you?
Felicity: He asked me back to his room for a little Bubbly!
HULK AND FRIENDS
Fiona: The Hulk thanks you for blurring his face so no one would know it was him.
Felicity: That guy in the back is green with envy.
TRUE BLOOD
Fiona: Looks like someone got their Red Wings.
Felicity: Edward vs. Jacob? Clearly these guys choose Edward.
THIS COULD BE YOU!
Fiona: Well played.
Felicity: Thank you! I couldn't picture it before, but now I totally see it. We look cute together!
DATE JOSE CUERVO
Fiona: Lookout! Jason is in the background, ready to strike.
Felicity: Love the stache.
PALM RIDER
Fiona: This is one way to enjoy a night at The Palms.
Felicity: She isn't a Palm Reader, she is a Palm Rider.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Garden Gnome comes to life
Fiona: Who goes to a Renaissance fair and decides.. "OH! I have just GOT to take my pictures with a giant gnome!"? Go home and play dungeons and dragons!
Felicity: Wow! You really never know where you are going to find the Travelocity Gnome.
BRAIN SCREAMER
Fiona: Uh.. FYI dude, skull= already dead.
Felicity: Hmm.. I guess foil doesn't keep body parts fresh after all.
AHOY! MATEY!
Fiona: Fingerless gloves- check.
Felicity: He must have been out to sea all day, his cheeks are nice and rosy.
TOILETS!
Fiona: #1. Who owns a corded phone. #2 Who has a corded phone in a bathroom. #3. If you shit in the woods, will anyone ever know?
Felicity: They want no secrets. They also wrote the book "Everybody Poops".
BABY EATERS!
Fiona: Teaching Cannibalism young.
Felicity: I am just shocked that we found more than one of these!
ME AND MY ECLECTIC CAR
Fiona: See if you find all of the following items in this pic:
Leopard print steering wheel cover. pink foot balloon. fast food cup. Hawaiian seat covers. Dolphin. Baby Sunshades (x3). Mardi Gras Beads. Yellow lenses. douche bag.
Felicity: This picture says a lot...like how he likes dolphins and flowers.
Orange you glad I have a nice smile!
Fiona: less calories than an orange tic tac.
Felicity: At least his breath is good.
I hope I don't get the swine flu!
Fiona: Beautiful eyes and a dashing smile...
Felicity: Gotta admire a guy who believes in safety first.
CROP THE EX
Fiona: Thank God, I am WAY hotter than the ex.
Felicity: What are you talking about? It looks normal to me.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Cocky?
Fiona: my feathers are ruffled... what guy wears gold leggings!? Aside from that, where the hell is this guy? His 12 year old sister's bedroom?
Felicity: Don't be chicken, just ask me out already!
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