ASIAN HOME ALONE

Fiona: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Felicity: Oh no! Something Bad happened!

DOG COLLAR WEIGHT LOSS PLAN

Fiona: The bangs are what gets me. Pretty much a Mexican Mustache on his head.

Felicity: Hey, sometimes you need to do what you need to do in order to keep from licking those wounds.

EXCITING DAY AT THE OFFICE

FIONA: Clearly, either of these guys were aware of what was happening.

FELICITY: This guy could not wait until he was out of the office. He needed his OKCupid picture RIGHT NOW! If I had to sit in the office next to THAT guy I'd be yawning too.

Fanny Pack Man

FIONA: Sooo... here he is... our first victim. I mean.. this guy did not have all that bad of pics.. until I scrolled down to this one. Check out the 80's tank top, headphone cords AND the fanny pack. Imagine seeing this guy taking this pic of him self not only in public, but at the gym. Gotta love it.

FELICITY: I think the best thing about this photo is that this guy is TOTALLY serious about this. He is one proud fanny pack wearer.