Smooth Criminals

We should set him up with the Tooth Fairy!

BIG FEET?

Let me see those TONGS!

Available: Man in Onesie

I'm too sexy for my head

MAN IN ARMOR

Fiona: He looks like a leprechaun with a slingshot to his head.

Felicity:  I'm glad he enjoyed the outfit I made him in Home-Ec.

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC!

Fiona: All this guy needs is a dress and some braids.

Felicity: I'm walkin on sunshine...yeah!

TRIPLET TITLETS

Fiona: It would take two guys to motor boat these tatas.

Felicity:  She definately earned those mardi gras beads.

POPE IN A SPEEDO

Felicity:  He has quite a cross to bare.

FEELING BLUE

Fiona: Breathe!! Just Breathe!

Felicity:  I'm blue da da de da da

HIDE AND GO SEEK

Fiona: Talk about crawling out from under a rock.

Felicity: Hmm...I thought gophers looked totally different.

I WORK WELL WITH MY HANDS

Fiona: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout....

Felicity:  That is sign language for "Date Me".

Wonder Woman

Fiona: Are you seriously lifting your dress up in the middle a park to show off those ugly ass underwear?

Felicity: Don't pinch me!  I did wear green for St. Patricks Day!

SUPER MODEL

Fiona: Thank God for wind machines.

Felicity: I'm flying Jack!

NUTS!

Fiona: Self Vacetomy. No need to mention you do not want kids.

Felicity:  I hope he has securely tied those nuts, er I mean knots.

BUBBLE BATH

Fiona: 50 cent, is that you?

Felicity:  He asked me back to his room for a little Bubbly!

HULK AND FRIENDS

Fiona: The Hulk thanks you for blurring his face so no one would know it was him.

Felicity:  That guy in the back is green with envy.

TRUE BLOOD

Fiona: Looks like someone got their Red Wings.

Felicity: Edward vs. Jacob?  Clearly these guys choose Edward.

THIS COULD BE YOU!

Fiona: Well played.

Felicity: Thank you!  I couldn't picture it before, but now I totally see it.  We look cute together!

FRANKENBERRY

Fiona: Does this count as Ex pic?

Felicity:  No, it is only a kiss on the cheeks.

DATE JOSE CUERVO

Fiona: Lookout! Jason is in the background, ready to strike.

Felicity: Love the stache.

HARD AT WORK

Fiona: Narcolepsy Happens.

Felicity: First mistake: not even turning on the computer.

PALM RIDER

Fiona: This is one way to enjoy a night at The Palms.

Felicity: She isn't a Palm Reader, she is a Palm Rider.

The Garden Gnome comes to life

Fiona: Who goes to a Renaissance fair and decides.. "OH! I have just GOT to take my pictures with a giant gnome!"? Go home and play dungeons and dragons!

Felicity:  Wow! You really never know where you are going to find the Travelocity Gnome.

BRAIN SCREAMER

Fiona: Uh.. FYI dude, skull= already dead.

Felicity:  Hmm.. I guess foil doesn't keep body parts fresh after all.

AHOY! MATEY!

Fiona: Fingerless gloves- check.

Felicity: He must have been out to sea all day, his cheeks are nice and rosy.

TOILETS!

Fiona: #1. Who owns a corded phone. #2 Who has a corded phone in a bathroom. #3. If you shit in the woods, will anyone ever know?

Felicity: They want no secrets. They also wrote the book "Everybody Poops".

BABY EATERS!

Fiona: Teaching Cannibalism young.

Felicity: I am just shocked that we found more than one of these!

ME AND MY ECLECTIC CAR

Fiona: See if you find all of the following items in this pic:
Leopard print steering wheel cover. pink foot balloon. fast food cup. Hawaiian seat covers. Dolphin. Baby Sunshades (x3). Mardi Gras Beads. Yellow lenses. douche bag.


Felicity: This picture says a lot...like how he likes dolphins and flowers.

"I enjoy being ME!"

Fiona: POLE NOT INCLUDED.

Felicity: She's got moves.

EYE SEE YOU!!

Fiona: Inspired by Beetlejuice.

Felicity: I think I am being hypnotized.

Orange you glad I have a nice smile!

Fiona: less calories than an orange tic tac.

Felicity: At least his breath is good.

I hope I don't get the swine flu!

Fiona: Beautiful eyes and a dashing smile...

Felicity: Gotta admire a guy who believes in safety first.

CROP THE EX

Fiona: Thank God, I am WAY hotter than the ex.

Felicity: What are you talking about? It looks normal to me.

Cowboy Glamour Shots

Fiona: When was this pic taken? 1975?

Felicity: No, 1995 in Oklahoma.

Cocky?

Fiona: my feathers are ruffled... what guy wears gold leggings!? Aside from that, where the hell is this guy? His 12 year old sister's bedroom?

Felicity: Don't be chicken, just ask me out already!

ASIAN HOME ALONE

Fiona: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!

Felicity: Oh no! Something Bad happened!

DOG COLLAR WEIGHT LOSS PLAN

Fiona: The bangs are what gets me. Pretty much a Mexican Mustache on his head.

Felicity: Hey, sometimes you need to do what you need to do in order to keep from licking those wounds.

EXCITING DAY AT THE OFFICE

FIONA: Clearly, either of these guys were aware of what was happening.

FELICITY: This guy could not wait until he was out of the office. He needed his OKCupid picture RIGHT NOW! If I had to sit in the office next to THAT guy I'd be yawning too.

Fanny Pack Man

FIONA: Sooo... here he is... our first victim. I mean.. this guy did not have all that bad of pics.. until I scrolled down to this one. Check out the 80's tank top, headphone cords AND the fanny pack. Imagine seeing this guy taking this pic of him self not only in public, but at the gym. Gotta love it.

FELICITY: I think the best thing about this photo is that this guy is TOTALLY serious about this. He is one proud fanny pack wearer.