FEELING BLUE

Fiona: Breathe!! Just Breathe!

Felicity:  I'm blue da da de da da

HIDE AND GO SEEK

Fiona: Talk about crawling out from under a rock.

Felicity: Hmm...I thought gophers looked totally different.

I WORK WELL WITH MY HANDS

Fiona: The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout....

Felicity:  That is sign language for "Date Me".

Wonder Woman

Fiona: Are you seriously lifting your dress up in the middle a park to show off those ugly ass underwear?

Felicity: Don't pinch me!  I did wear green for St. Patricks Day!

SUPER MODEL

Fiona: Thank God for wind machines.

Felicity: I'm flying Jack!

NUTS!

Fiona: Self Vacetomy. No need to mention you do not want kids.

Felicity:  I hope he has securely tied those nuts, er I mean knots.

BUBBLE BATH

Fiona: 50 cent, is that you?

Felicity:  He asked me back to his room for a little Bubbly!

HULK AND FRIENDS

Fiona: The Hulk thanks you for blurring his face so no one would know it was him.

Felicity:  That guy in the back is green with envy.

TRUE BLOOD

Fiona: Looks like someone got their Red Wings.

Felicity: Edward vs. Jacob?  Clearly these guys choose Edward.

THIS COULD BE YOU!

Fiona: Well played.

Felicity: Thank you!  I couldn't picture it before, but now I totally see it.  We look cute together!

FRANKENBERRY

Fiona: Does this count as Ex pic?

Felicity:  No, it is only a kiss on the cheeks.

DATE JOSE CUERVO

Fiona: Lookout! Jason is in the background, ready to strike.

Felicity: Love the stache.

HARD AT WORK

Fiona: Narcolepsy Happens.

Felicity: First mistake: not even turning on the computer.

PALM RIDER

Fiona: This is one way to enjoy a night at The Palms.

Felicity: She isn't a Palm Reader, she is a Palm Rider.

The Garden Gnome comes to life

Fiona: Who goes to a Renaissance fair and decides.. "OH! I have just GOT to take my pictures with a giant gnome!"? Go home and play dungeons and dragons!

Felicity:  Wow! You really never know where you are going to find the Travelocity Gnome.

BRAIN SCREAMER

Fiona: Uh.. FYI dude, skull= already dead.

Felicity:  Hmm.. I guess foil doesn't keep body parts fresh after all.

AHOY! MATEY!

Fiona: Fingerless gloves- check.

Felicity: He must have been out to sea all day, his cheeks are nice and rosy.

TOILETS!

Fiona: #1. Who owns a corded phone. #2 Who has a corded phone in a bathroom. #3. If you shit in the woods, will anyone ever know?

Felicity: They want no secrets. They also wrote the book "Everybody Poops".

BABY EATERS!

Fiona: Teaching Cannibalism young.

Felicity: I am just shocked that we found more than one of these!

ME AND MY ECLECTIC CAR

Fiona: See if you find all of the following items in this pic:
Leopard print steering wheel cover. pink foot balloon. fast food cup. Hawaiian seat covers. Dolphin. Baby Sunshades (x3). Mardi Gras Beads. Yellow lenses. douche bag.


Felicity: This picture says a lot...like how he likes dolphins and flowers.

"I enjoy being ME!"

Fiona: POLE NOT INCLUDED.

Felicity: She's got moves.

EYE SEE YOU!!

Fiona: Inspired by Beetlejuice.

Felicity: I think I am being hypnotized.

Orange you glad I have a nice smile!

Fiona: less calories than an orange tic tac.

Felicity: At least his breath is good.

I hope I don't get the swine flu!

Fiona: Beautiful eyes and a dashing smile...

Felicity: Gotta admire a guy who believes in safety first.

CROP THE EX

Fiona: Thank God, I am WAY hotter than the ex.

Felicity: What are you talking about? It looks normal to me.

Cowboy Glamour Shots

Fiona: When was this pic taken? 1975?

Felicity: No, 1995 in Oklahoma.

Cocky?

Fiona: my feathers are ruffled... what guy wears gold leggings!? Aside from that, where the hell is this guy? His 12 year old sister's bedroom?

Felicity: Don't be chicken, just ask me out already!